❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ lol No one likes me
(Source: uganja, via zxynmaliks)
- Doctor: Are you sexually active?
- Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
Safe and Sound
"If you´re lucky enough to be different from everyone else, don’t change."
— Taylor Swift
